The Worst Expressions People Use In Real Estate – Ascension Parish Realtor Stories
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The Worst Expressions People Use In Real Estate – Ascension Parish Realtor Stories


– I just hate when clients are late. – So sorry.
– Oh hi, Peggy. – I’m always a day late and
a dollar short, so sorry. That’s okay Peggy, why
don’t we just go ahead and go inside, you’re
only 45 minutes late. – I must say, I just
knew when I saw this home on your website that this
home was going to be epic. – The open concept gives it really great natural light in here. What do you think, Peggy? – Well this is just a super
great place to chillax, I must say. – And behind this painting
here, they have cable hookups. – Cable hookups, isn’t
that a first world problem per se? (laughs) – Yes, per se. What do you think of the kitchen? You can upgrade the
appliances to a five-burner, this one has a five-burner in it. – Enough said, this builder
really brought their A game, you know what I’m saying? You know they put in like, 110%. I don’t mean to throw
shade on the decor in here, but it’s totally not on fleek. – On fleek? (laughs) I really liked it, I thought
it was really nice. (laughs) – To each his own. At the end of the day
we’re just gonna have to agree to disagree. A separate toilet room? Oh no, they didn’t. – My husband calls that
room the poop-a-torium. – Oh look at this shower, you could fit an elephant in here. (laughs) – You can put a bunch of
people in that shower. – Oh, good times. – Let’s go ahead and take
a look at that bonus room. I know that you really
wanted to see into that, and it was important to you, so let’s go. – Oh yeah girlfriend, I’m
stoked for it, let’s go. Now this room, this room
here, this is my jam. – I’m so happy you like it. – It’s awesome sauce.
(both laugh) – Awesome sauce. So here’s the bathroom
to the bonus room and to the two other bedrooms upstairs. – I just can’t wait for
my bae to see this one, can I get an amen? (laughs) – Amen. (laughs) So Peggy, what do you
think of this backyard? It’s beautiful, isn’t it? – It’s hashtag perfect,
hashtag epic, hashtag show me now more or I’m
going to pop. (laughs) – (laughs) Alright, well let’s go back out and let’s talk this over. So Peggy, what’d you think of the house because this is the end of the tour? – These are my hagglebeaves. I ain’t mad at the home for sure. The fam is gonna love it. And irregardless of what my boo things, I’m just cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs for it. (laughs)
– Okay. – Oh, it’s just wonderful. – All joking aside, this
home is available with many other floor plans,
by Level Construction. If you’d like to know
more about homes here in the area, you can
always visit my website, I will put a link in the description. My name is Kristina
Smallhorn with eXp Realty, your real estate whisperer
for Ascension Parish, and I tell you all this
because you matter. – Epic, epic. To chillax, chillax. Isn’t that a first world problem per se? Per se, per se. Enough said, enough said. 110%, 110%. Totally not on fleek. To each his own, to each his own. We’re just gonna have
to agree to disagree. Okay, we’re just gonna
have to agree to disagree. My jam, it’s awesome sauce. And I have to tell you
the fam is just gonna absolutely love it. Let’s try that again. (gentle music) (cheerful music) This room is my jam. Oops, I just tripped.

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