• White House Publishes List of President Trump’s Accomplishments
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    White House Publishes List of President Trump’s Accomplishments

    -Let’s get to the news. According to CNN, President Trump told FEMA officials this weekend that he has never heard of a Category 5 hurricane before, despite Puerto Rico being hit with one in 2017. Said Trump, “Well, I’ve also never heard of Puerto Rico, So…” President Trump faced international criticism this weekend after he was seen playing golf instead of staying in the office to monitor the progress of Hurricane Dorian, though, honestly, would that be better? Making Trump monitor the hurricane would be like making your 4-year-old do the dishes. After about five minutes, you’d be like, “You know what, Tyler? Just go — go out and play.…

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    The Property Brothers Renovated The Actual ‘Brady Bunch’ Home | The Kelly Clarkson Show

    – So you have a new thing though, is it “A Very Brady Renovation?” – We renovated the actual real Brady home, and most people didn’t realize, when you saw on the Brady bunch, the exterior, that was just shot for the exterior, but the whole set was actually in a studio, so nothing matched. It was two story set that was supposed to be in a split level home, so we, HGTV, bought the actual house instead of developers who were going to flatten it, and we renovated it to be the real space and we had all the original six Brady kids as a part of the show,…

  • Get the F@*! Out of My House Candle Commercial w/ Ryan Reynolds
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    Get the [email protected]*! Out of My House Candle Commercial w/ Ryan Reynolds

    -It’s Christmas, a time when friends and family come together to celebrate the season. It’s been a great night, but it’s getting late and your guests just aren’t leaving. -And that’s when you realize mistletoe isn’t edible. -Oh! -Oh, that’s a good one, Jimbo! -You’ve given them all the hints, like commenting on the time… -Can you guys believe it’s 11:00 p.m. already? -I got nowhere to be. [ Laughter ] -…over-the-top yawning… -Ughhhhh. -I don’t know. -Ugh! Ughh!! -You’ve even tried standing up and announcing, “Well, I guess I should be going, since it’s so late. Wait, I live here. I’m not the one who should be leaving.” -Well,…

  • House of Representatives Impeaches President Trump
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    House of Representatives Impeaches President Trump

    -Well, you guys, it is just six more days until Christmas. That’s right. I saw one of the biggest-selling toys this year are L.O.L. Surprise! dolls. L.O.L. Surprise! is very popular, mostly because that’s what Nancy Pelosi said right before she impeached Trump. It’s like, “L.O.L.! Surprise!” That’s right — the big story is that President Trump was impeached last night. And the vote on the first article of impeachment was 230-197. Yeah, which was basically Trump’s blood pressure throughout the entire day. I saw that when last night’s vote was official, someone in Congress clapped. And Nancy Pelosi was not having it. Check out her expression when she heard…

  • Maggie – 26 – THE SNOW SHOW / SCHOOL DAYS / THE NOWHERE LAND PARADE
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    Maggie – 26 – THE SNOW SHOW / SCHOOL DAYS / THE NOWHERE LAND PARADE

    (Upbeat piano) ♪ Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪ ♪ In Nowhere Land ♪ ♪ To Nowhere Land ♪ ♪ Come along if you can ♪ ♪ Hey ho ♪ ♪ Come on let’s go ♪ ♪ To Nowhere Land ♪ ♪ With Maggie and the Ferocious Beast ♪ Great googly moogly! ♪ (Laughing) (Inhales) (Blows) (Laughing) (Xylophone music) (Grunts) ♪ (Laughing) (Squeals) (Laughing) Mmm! Hi! (Gasps) (Sniffs) Ah! (Blows) (Slurps) (Blows) (Slurps) (Blows) (Slurps) ♪ Ooh whee! Yippee! ♪ Whoa! Ooh! (Grumbling) Hey over here! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Hey, over here! (Playful chattering) Whoa! (Shouts) (Groans) (Blows) (Slurps) Oh! Come on, hurry up! (Shattering) Let’s go! Faster! Hi!…

  • Democrats Take Control of the House: A Closer Look
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    Democrats Take Control of the House: A Closer Look

    -The Democrats won back control of the House of Representatives tonight for the first time in eight years, putting President Trump’s agenda… [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, it happened. …putting President Trump’s agenda in serious danger. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Well, cable news was unanimous — it was a blue wave. -When you look at what’s going on here tonight, this is not a blue wave. -So, we haven’t seen the blue wave. -There is not a blue wave forming. -It’s not a blue wave. -This is not a blue wave. -It is not a blue wave. -So,…

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    Babar: Land of Witches – Ep.72

    ♪ (All giggling) (Kids giggling) Hmm. That’s strange… I think I’ve seen this tree before. Yeah, didn’t we pass by here just a little while ago? Dad, I think we’re lost. Lost? Do you mean we’ll never get out of this forest? No, that c-c-can’t be. When you get lost, the best thing to do is to sit down and think. Huh? (All gasping) What’s this? Let’s check it out. Okay. All right. Be careful. Wow. It’s beautiful. Mom! Hurry! What a splendid carpet of flowers. What’s happening? What? It’s fog. Fog? Oh… FLORA: Dad. Where are you? POM: I can’t see anything. ALEXANDER: I’m scared. It’s okay. I’m here.…