• Fake News Investigative Journalists
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    Fake News Investigative Journalists

    – Okay people, what have you got for me? – So I have been working on this story about how Harry Reid is a murdering satanist fascist rapist atheist. Is that too many things? – I don’t think that’s enough things. Chris, what have you got? – Donald Trump says, “What?” – It’s a good start, but what does he say? – I don’t know. – Alright, well figure it out by two and it had better not be true this time. – Oh, come on! Everything the guy says sounds fake. – That’s not my problem. Terry. – I’m working on a story on conflicts of interest in government.…

  • If Action Heroes Had Your Resume
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    If Action Heroes Had Your Resume

    (lighthearted music) – Before you say anything, the other guy started it. – I don’t want to hear it. What the hell is wrong with you, Max? Another bar fight? You’re better than this. God, in all my years of sector command I’ve never met a prospect like you. This is one hell of an impressive resume. Bachelor’s degree in English with a minor in film studies, a 2.92 GPA, proficiency in Microsoft Office. – I know what I can do. – And you’re throwing it all away, Max. America needs you. What if we need to do a mail merger, build our macros in Excel? – I guess you’ll…

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    Get Real Estate – Trailer

    The great Marcus Lowe. He knows what he wants, he’s quite the perfectionist. All you need to know is, we can get you 1.2 million dollars. Understated beauty hidden gem, tranquil setting, sun-drenched, private sanctuary. Looking forward to that 1.2 million baby. 1.2 million, fantastic. Also, anything above 700,000, also fantastic. Nelson Mandela stood out and look what happened to him. He made history. He went to prison. No Thank you. Tell me you didn’t get caught having sex with a potential buyer at an open house. I know how it looks, but she’s a recent widow and they’re only vulnerable for so long. There are holes in the floorboards,…

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    Fitting In (Hogwarts Houses!) | Sanders Sides

    T: Neville gonna give you up. Neville gonna let you down. Neville gonna turn around and– J: Petrificus Totalus! (Intro Music) T: What is up everybody? Goodness, can you believe how far through this year we’ve already gotten? Summer is basically over, school is starting back up here in America, and Halloween is just around the corner! L: Ah, Halloween. Is that the reason for your new… um plum-pigmented pili? T: Logan, look at you with the purple hair It is very becoming. L: Becoming a nuisance? Is that what you were trying to say? How is anyone supposed to take me seriously when your head looks like Barney’s unshaven…

  • If Internet Ads Were Salesmen
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    If Internet Ads Were Salesmen

    (clicking) – (pops) Well, lookie here! Looks like we got someone in the market for a new pair of shoes, hmm? – Oh, I just got them, so I’m not looking anymore. – A guy who knows what he likes and takes it. – I’m sorry, who are you? – Oh, I’m just a door-to-door targeted salesman and buddy, and I’m here to help. – A targeted salesman? – That’s right. I know your entire internet history, your likes, your dislikes, your friends, family, age, sex, location, where you’ve been, where you’re going, favorite websites, and it’s all to get you the stuff you want when you want it! –…

  • La La Land Parodie: Bla Bla Land – Die Serie! [subtitled] | Die Martina Hill Show | SAT.1 TV
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    La La Land Parodie: Bla Bla Land – Die Serie! [subtitled] | Die Martina Hill Show | SAT.1 TV

    Following the worldwide succes from “La la Land” 18 Oscars 32 Emmys 30 Golden Globes And an almost golden camera! Now, the full series. Of the romantic Musical saga in the cinemas. With the 2nd Part. Bla Bla Land! If no more dawdled we talk about! And directly in connection Part 3: Kacka Land And the Family Version: Mama Land! And after that: Da da Land And obviously Lauch Lauch Land Soon: On Musical Monday on Pro..

  • The ‘Full House’ When They Got Trapped In An Airport On Christmas
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    The ‘Full House’ When They Got Trapped In An Airport On Christmas

    (gentle music) – [Narrator] It’s Christmas pic time! Everyone say where’s Mommy? The fam’s heading to Colorado for a Tanner fam Christmas reunion. Danny’s documenting the hell of Christmas Eve travel for his morning show. Joey and Jesse are singing carols, in sweaters. Psycho shit. Danny packed the girls’ gifts. Joey brought a Santa suit. He’s pumped to wear something obnoxious and do a funny voice, real change of pace. – Daddy I don’t wanna go on this dumb trip. – [Narrator] Steph’s got the right idea for the wrong reason. She’s worried Santa won’t be able to find her in Colorado. He’ll be gone off that green good. Kris…

  • Fake Venmo Will Save You So Much Money
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    Fake Venmo Will Save You So Much Money

    – [Voiceover] Whenever you’re reading. – [Voiceover] Nothing like dining out with friends. – [Voiceover] Oh, shoot, I’m really not that great at math. – [Voiceover] But splitting the check can sometimes be a bit of a headache. – Oh, hey, why doesn’t everyone just Venmo me? – [Voiceover] Thanks to Venmo, the difficulties of splitting a check are a thing of the past. – But, what if I don’t have any money? And I was planning on someone buying my lunch? – [Voiceover] Thankfully, we now have an answer. Introducing Fake Venmo. Fake Venmo is an app that operates exactly like Venmo, with one key difference. It doesn’t actually…