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    Those Who Can’t – Loren, the Realtor? | truTV

    So what did you say? I said, “Half bath? I’ll let you know when I need to take a half dump.” [ Both laugh ] Oh, my God! Shane, your anecdotes alone, bro — killing me. -So, get this. -Yeah. I’m the exclusive listing agent for some new lux condos in SuTo. Lux condos in Sucktown? Yeah, no, I don’t think that’s going — No, not Sucktown — SuTo. We’re rebranding it. Real estate’s all about spin. Take a house that’s next to train tracks. Yeah. It’s not next to train tracks. It’s “convenient to transit.” Ah, okay. So, like, “mid-century modern” instead of “asbestos vault.” Dude, you’re a natural.…