• The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Got Busted Not Drinking Beer
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    The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Got Busted Not Drinking Beer

    – [Narrator] The fam serenades Michelle with Baby Beluga, woof. D.J. and Kimmy wisely rush past that nightmare. They’re busy planning the school dance. They celebrate, booking a shitty band. Kimmy tells D.J. to invite Kevin to this dance they’re ruining but since D.J. is a coward, Stephanie calls for her. Kevin says with no delay because he’s a horny 13 year old and D.J. has a pulse. Michelle can’t sop listening to Baby Beluga, who cares? D.J.’s ready to dance in her finest crime-fighting attire. Kimmy breaks the news that the band they booked bailed. D.J. begs Jesse to fill in, assuring him she can get a killer backup…

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    Chris Rock Gives His Recap of Final Obama White House Party

    -Were you at the White House? Final party at the White House? -Yes! I was at the — Everybody was there. It was like — It was — Whoa. The last party at the White House… First of all, you’ve been to the White House? -Yes. -It’s amazing. -It’s unbelievable. -You walk in, you see these humongous portraits of the presidents everywhere you go, right? So I’m there, and it’s me and Ahmir is there and Jay Z, Beyoncé, Oprah, Stevie. It’s like I died and went to black heaven. [ Laughter ] [ Chuckles ] We were all — -E.T. -Yeah, it was un– There was a few white…

  • The ‘Full House’ When Aunt Becky’s Kids Cheated Their Way Into School
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    The ‘Full House’ When Aunt Becky’s Kids Cheated Their Way Into School

    (bright music) – [Narrator] Aunt Becky arranged a play date for the twins and some bozo named Cooper. The kiddos stack while the moms talk sweaters. Cooper’s dad says it’s hard finding friends for Coop because he’s SO smart. Jesse tries to keep up with this tiny-brained brag sesh but while Nicky and Alex can barely mumble, Coop speaks in full sentences. – Cooper talked good. – Cooper talks well. – Cooper’s ready to smacked at an eighth grade level. Coop’s rents have been beating him with flashcards to get him into Bouton Hall, the Bay Area’s most prestigious preschool. Aunt Becky and Jesse have been less proactive with their…