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    President Obama Talks ‘Scandal’ and ‘House of Cards’

    – WHILE I HAVE YOU, I THINK IT’S ONLY FAIR WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT OBAMACARE, AND THAT RHYMED. – WELL, YOU KNOW, WE’VE GOT ABOUT TWO WEEKS LEFT TILL MARCH 31ST FOR PEOPLE TO SIGN UP. IF YOU DON’T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD GO ON HEALTHCARE.GOV, AND ESPECIALLY ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE WHO MAY HAVE YOUNG PEOPLE– 26, 27– DON’T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE BUT THEY THINK THEY’RE INVINCIBLE AND NOTHING’S EVER GONNA HAPPEN TO ‘EM. YOU KNOW, WHAT WE’VE SAID IS, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE IS GONNA THROW AT YOU. YOU CAN AT THIS POINT GET HEALTH INSURANCE FOR $100 A MONTH OR LESS. IN…

  • Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage
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    Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage

    So you talk about, in the book, also the night that gay marriage passed. And this is a great story. Yeah. One of the interesting things– I bring it up to talk about just how vastly different one day could be in the White House during our administration. And the day that Barack and I went to the funeral where he famously sang Amazing Grace. We were at that funeral, but we flew back. In that same day, marriage equality was passed. And– [CROWD CHEERING] that same day. And we’re in the White House. And when you’re in the residence, there’s so much bullet-proof glass that sometimes you don’t hear…

  • White House to deny immigrants who cannot afford health care
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    White House to deny immigrants who cannot afford health care

    CITIZENS, THE RULE ASSESSED TO GO INTO EFFECT ON NOVEMBER 3RD. ERIC: JEFF MASON, WHITE HOUSE REPORTER FROM REUTERS, GOOD TO SEE YOU. OBVIOUSLY THIS RULE IS AIMED AT TRYING TO GET PEOPLE OUT BY EXCLUDING THOSE WHO CAN’T PAY FOR HEALTHCARE.>>HE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS COOL, TALKING ABOUT LEGAL IMMIGRATION, PEOPLE APPLYING FOR VISAS, TO GET A GREEN CARD, TO MEET WITH FAMILY MEMBERS BUT THEY ARE DOING IT LEGALLY. THE WHITE HOUSE HAS HAD A TWO PRONGED APPROACH IN ITS IMMIGRATION POLICY. TRYING TO CUT DOWN ON ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION, THE PROMISE TO BUILD A WALL BUT ALSO TO CURB LEGAL IMMIGRATION AND ACTORS CONTROVERSY. ERIC: 535,000 OR SO…

  • “WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING” — A Bad Lip Reading
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    “WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING” — A Bad Lip Reading

    ***You can turn these captions off and on using the CC button below I need a drink Okay idiots, are you ready? I just can’t stand the faces of you people Those dead, questioning eyes You dummies don’t matter Greedo? What happens when I scratch a horseradish all over my face? Now why would you do this? Well I’m definitely gonna scrape it somewhere Yeah, you don’t matter — Mangey… My beard itches pretty bad Is this because of my bugs? You have literal bugs? Uh-huh – I think it’s mainly bedbugs Okay, you gotta go Wait, is this about the bugs? Yeah it is — Stank? Yeah, when is…

  • Trick or Treat: Halloween 2016 at the White House
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    Trick or Treat: Halloween 2016 at the White House

    The President: Happy Halloween! Hey Prince. What’s going on man? (singing) Purple rain. Purple Rain. ♪ (music plays) ♪ How you doing? Superman, you’ve got to give me a high five! Male Speaker: That’s POTUS! The President: You look so powerful. High five. You are so strong! You knocked me over! Hey, how you doing fireman? Good to see you. How are you? Happy Halloween, Ghostbuster. Look at this, Jimmy Fallon. You’re the bride of Frankenstein? That’s what I thought! You’ve been lifting weights, haven’t you? You look so big! Female Speaker: And he’s got his hair like Superman. The President: He’s got Superman’s hair! Air Force One! Hey Michelle.…