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    THE HOUSE OF TOMORROW Official Trailer (2018) Asa Butterfield, Nick Offerman Movie HD

    People say to me “I wonder what it’d be like to be on a spaceship” You don’t really realize you all live about a beautiful little spaceship called Earth Hey there! I’ll be down in a minute This is the St. Peter’s Lutheran youth group. I’m Sebastian Welcome to the future. That’s my Nana. She says there’s the traditional way to live and then there’s the dynamic, independent way: Buckminster Fuller did. “Every time man makes a new experiment… ..he always learns more” “That old lady’s like your overlord.” “She’s my guardian. She made sure I stayed on the right path.” Wow What is it that you listen to.. in…

  • MOVIES ON DRUGS 2 (La La Land, Pinocchio, Taken, & More)
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    MOVIES ON DRUGS 2 (La La Land, Pinocchio, Taken, & More)

    Alcohol’s not a drug, its legal! SHUT UP! La La Land on CRACK What a waste of a lovely night… Why is she singing? Where’s that music coming from? Is she trying to kill jazz? *whimpers* She’s … trying to kill jazz… Snakes on a Plane ON AMBIEN Uhh… I think these snakes might be on ambien… Is everyone on ambien? Pinocchio ON VIAGRA Why are there two… Those are both my noses! Ahh… dang it! Taken ON XANAX *phone rings* We have your daughter. Oh man.. And if you ever want to see her again, I do, for sure, I really like her, Heh Heh, Well, you better come…

  • Horror Short Film “Night Land” | Presented by ALTER
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    Horror Short Film “Night Land” | Presented by ALTER

    So where are we? Um, my brother’s room. What happened to yours? Well my Dad’s using it. Uh huh. For what? For his gym equipment. What? For his gym equipment! I’m grateful for the spare room and all but that’s just fucking mental -Sat-nav stopped working. -Use the book. Is there no way your Dad can’t just move his treadmill? I mean, come on. -Do you want a crisp? It’s a gym. A fucking gym! A gym! What does he need with a fucking punchbag? The man thinks he’s Steven Seagal. More like ‘Steven Seagal: The Fat Years’. -Oh right, that’s it! -Will you stop that, I’m trying to drive…

  • Did You Just Become My Realtor?  – Step Brother’s Parody
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    Did You Just Become My Realtor? – Step Brother’s Parody

    Okay. Let’s play a game. On the count of 3, name the price you think we should list your house for. Ready? 1. 2. 3. $300,000! Once thing you think we should do to my house before we list it “For Sale”. Clean and declutter! If you could pick one celebrity to buy my house, who would it be? John Stamos! WHAT!? Did you just become my Realtor!? YUP! Do you wanna go down stairs and sign our Listing Agreement!? YUP! *** MUSIC PLAYING *** *** MUSIC PLAYING *** *** MUSIC PLAYING *** *** MUSIC PLAYING *** *** MUSIC PLAYING *** *** MUSIC PLAYING *** *** MUSIC PLAYING *** ***…

  • “MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD” EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones
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    “MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD” EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones

    *You can turn these captions OFF by clicking the CC button below the video. Okay, people, we got one week until the park opens, all right? So let’s run through it all again, and this time Please, don’t forget your accents. Get off my case! It’s hot in this getup, you choad! I’ve got seven days to get this place ready And if I don’t make it work, I’m right back to the finger-painting college. My junk is numb! [horse whinnies] Ohh! I bit my tongue! Can someone get the Filipino employee back on that horse? This place could become the best medieval theme park in the world The only…

  • Billy on the Street – “La La Land or Nicki Minaj?” with Stephen Colbert!
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    Billy on the Street – “La La Land or Nicki Minaj?” with Stephen Colbert!

    This is a game that I like to call “La La Land or Nicki Minaj?” A lot of people love La La Land but now there’s a whole contingent forming against it. Right? Why would there be someone? I’m not against it, I just haven’t seen it. I understand, well I want you to see it. Is it sort of like LA inside praising itself. It’s a little bit again, it’s more about La La Land is very earnest and sentimental Right, so? I like that. Me too! I’m cynical person I agree Yeah Hey everyone who didn’t like La La Land Dare to dream! This is a game I…

  • Stake Land – Trailer
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    Stake Land – Trailer

    Welcome to the Ac News! Here is the trailer of Stake Land, today’s news is coming up. Jim Mickle directs this indie horror set in a not too distant future. America is a nation torn by economic crisis and an epidemic of vampirism that’s eliminating the human species. The young Martin will be forced to join the vampire hunter Mister trying to cross the country and attain salvation in the North, in New Eden. Together in life and now on the big screen! We are talking about Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, we’ll see them in the film El Cantante, history of the rise and fall of legendary Puerto Rican…

  • A Lovely Night (La La Land Cover) || Thomas Sanders & Ben J. Pierce
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    A Lovely Night (La La Land Cover) || Thomas Sanders & Ben J. Pierce

    The sun is nearly gone the lights are turnin’ on a silver shine that stretches to the sea we’ve stumbled on a view that’s tailor-made for two what a shame those two are you and me some other girl and guy would love this swirling sky but there’s only you and I and we’ve got no shot this could never be you’re not the type for me and there’s not a spark in sight what a waste of a lovely night they say there’s nothing here well let’s make something clear I think I’ll be the one to make that call but you’ll call? and though you look so cute…