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    Gingerbread House Disaster – Studio C

    [splashing] [audience cheering and applause] [bell ringing] – All right everyone, welcome to the annual Gingerbread House Contest! Today’s judge is going to be a safety inspector. Now let’s give a nice, Wisdom Lane Elementary School greeting to Safety Inspector, Tom Devlan! [cheering] – All right kids, hello. I am OSHA certified Safety Inspector, Tom Devlan, number one in Hoboken, Hackensack and Hard-Boiled Heights, New Jersey. What do I do? I save lives. Except for that one time I didn’t. [audience laughter] Let’s just say it was an incident involving my safety inspecting partner, Ted Higgins. [sighs] But I’m not supposed to talk about that. Unless you kids wanna talk…

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    Ekko: Champion Spotlight | Gameplay – League of Legends

    Welcome to the League of Legends Champion Spotlight, featuring Ekko, the Boy Who Shattered Time. Ekko’s a rebellious street kid with smarts – a daredevil genius who uses his inventions to survive and thrive on the corrupted streets of Zaun. In game, Ekko plays the role of a solo lane skirmishing assassin who uses his guile and crowd control gadgets to outsmart and outmaneuver his targets before blinking in to bludgeon them down. Ekko’s passive is Z-Drive Resonance. Whenever Ekko hits an enemy with a basic attack or damaging ability, he applies a stack of Resonance. The stacks drop off after a few seconds, but if Ekko’s able to thunk…

  • The secret behind Indonesia’s undying love of Badminton | Land of Legends
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    The secret behind Indonesia’s undying love of Badminton | Land of Legends

    Before the Olympics, I have won several tournaments such as the All-England and World Cup. (SUSI SUSANTI, BARCELONA 1992 WOMEN’S SINGLES GOLD) But the Olympics was the biggest event. And Indonesia hasn’t gotten any gold medal before. After I got the first Olympic gold medal for Indonesia, everything changed. I could really feel it. (SUSI SUSANTI INA) It’s not just about the achievement, but people became more aware of Indonesia. This picture was taken when I got the first Olympic medal. I was so emotional, I was crying in that photo. It was taken when our national flag was raised and our national anthem sung. And for me, this is…

  • 5 Traps To Protect Your House – Minecraft
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    5 Traps To Protect Your House – Minecraft

    (MINING) Huh? (MINING) (CHEST OPENED) (PUT DIAMONDS INTO CHEST) (CHEST CLOSED) We are back, Bucket-Boy! We saw your diamonds! We will do everything we can to get them for ourselves! Trap #1: The Welcome Mat (BIRDS CHIRPING) This will be easy! (PISTON OPENS) (TNT FUSE) (REAL-TIME REPLAY) (EXPLOSION) (SCREAM) Trap #2: The hot roof You think you are smart bucket-boy?? We will not lose! (POP) I am gonna fly with this stolen elytra Onto your roof! (LAUGHING EVILY) Woo! (CONTINUED LAUGHING) The Diamonds Are Mine! (POP) (CRIED PAINFULY) (CONTINUED CRIED PAINFULY AND SCREAMING) Trap #3: The hugging wall I will just destroy his house! (POP) (PISTON CLOSES) (REAL-TIME REPLAY) (ANOTHER…

  • The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Got Busted Not Drinking Beer
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    The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Got Busted Not Drinking Beer

    – [Narrator] The fam serenades Michelle with Baby Beluga, woof. D.J. and Kimmy wisely rush past that nightmare. They’re busy planning the school dance. They celebrate, booking a shitty band. Kimmy tells D.J. to invite Kevin to this dance they’re ruining but since D.J. is a coward, Stephanie calls for her. Kevin says with no delay because he’s a horny 13 year old and D.J. has a pulse. Michelle can’t sop listening to Baby Beluga, who cares? D.J.’s ready to dance in her finest crime-fighting attire. Kimmy breaks the news that the band they booked bailed. D.J. begs Jesse to fill in, assuring him she can get a killer backup…

  • The ‘Full House’ When They Got Trapped In An Airport On Christmas
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    The ‘Full House’ When They Got Trapped In An Airport On Christmas

    (gentle music) – [Narrator] It’s Christmas pic time! Everyone say where’s Mommy? The fam’s heading to Colorado for a Tanner fam Christmas reunion. Danny’s documenting the hell of Christmas Eve travel for his morning show. Joey and Jesse are singing carols, in sweaters. Psycho shit. Danny packed the girls’ gifts. Joey brought a Santa suit. He’s pumped to wear something obnoxious and do a funny voice, real change of pace. – Daddy I don’t wanna go on this dumb trip. – [Narrator] Steph’s got the right idea for the wrong reason. She’s worried Santa won’t be able to find her in Colorado. He’ll be gone off that green good. Kris…

  • The ‘Full House’ When Aunt Becky’s Kids Cheated Their Way Into School
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    The ‘Full House’ When Aunt Becky’s Kids Cheated Their Way Into School

    (bright music) – [Narrator] Aunt Becky arranged a play date for the twins and some bozo named Cooper. The kiddos stack while the moms talk sweaters. Cooper’s dad says it’s hard finding friends for Coop because he’s SO smart. Jesse tries to keep up with this tiny-brained brag sesh but while Nicky and Alex can barely mumble, Coop speaks in full sentences. – Cooper talked good. – Cooper talks well. – Cooper’s ready to smacked at an eighth grade level. Coop’s rents have been beating him with flashcards to get him into Bouton Hall, the Bay Area’s most prestigious preschool. Aunt Becky and Jesse have been less proactive with their…

  • The Property Brothers’ Greatest Renovation
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    The Property Brothers’ Greatest Renovation

    ♪♪>>NOW, BACK TO PROPERTY BROTHERS.>>DAVID AND BETHANY ARE LOOKING FOR THEIR FIRST HOME. THEY’VE BEEN LIVING IN THEIR PARENT’S WALK-IN CLOSET FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS.>>AND NOW THAT THEY HAVE SIX KIDS, THEY NEED MORE SPACE.>>THAT’S WHERE WE COME IN. WE’RE GOING TO SHOW THEM THAT TO GET THEIR DREAM HOME, THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT THE WORK IN THEMSELVES.>>SO… DAVID, BETHANY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?>>OUTSIDE.>>I LOVE IT. IT’S PERFECT.>>YEAH, UH, WE WANT IT. HOW MUCH?>>THIS IS A MOVE-IN READY PLACE WITH EVERYTHING YOU’VE ASKED FOR. THAT DOES COME WITH A PRICE, AND WITH THIS PLACE, THAT PRICE IS 790,000.>>WHOA.>>WITH A MAX BUDGET OF ONLY 420,000, THERE’S NO WAY…

  • The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Almost Starved Herself To Death
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    The ‘Full House’ When D.J. Almost Starved Herself To Death

    (crash) (slow gentle theme music) – [Narrator] Kimmy invites D.J. to a pool party to celebrate her 14th birthday. D.J.’s concerned because unlike Kimmy, she’s insecure about her body and won’t feel comfortable in a bathing suit until she looks like this insane picture on the cover of a made-up magazine. D.J. says she only has two weeks to get skinny, and the diet starts now by throwing these cookies away. She asks Kimmy how she stays so thin, and Kimmy demonstrates. It’s a casual mix of waste bins and watching what she eats. D.J.’s taping half naked models to the family fridge when Becky comes home. She says looking…

  • President Obama at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
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    President Obama at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    THE PRESIDENT: Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the White House Correspondents Dinner—the night when Washington celebrates itself. (Laughter.) Somebody’s got to do it. (Laughter.) And welcome to the fourth quarter of my presidency. (Laughter and applause.) It’s true—that was Michelle cheering. (Laughter.) The fact is, I feel more loose and relaxed than ever. Those Joe Biden shoulder massages, they’re like magic. (Laughter.) You should try one. Oh, you have. (Laughter.) I am determined to make the most of every moment I have left. After the midterm elections, my advisors asked me, “Mr. President, do you have a bucket list?” And I said, “Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket…