• Obama Releases Birth Video at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner
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    Obama Releases Birth Video at the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner

    President Barack Obama: Tonight, for the first time, I am releasing my official birth video. (Laughter.) Now, I warn you — (laughter) — no one has seen this footage in 50 years, not even me. But let’s take a look. (“Secret Birth Video” plays.) [It’s a clip from the “The Lion King” movie.] (Applause.) Oh, well. Back to square one. (Laughter.) I want to make clear to the Fox News table: That was a joke. (Laughter.) That was not my real birth video. (Laughter.) That was a children’s cartoon. (Laughter.) Call Disney if you don’t believe me. (Laughter.) They have the original long-form version. (Laughter.)

  • Joel McHale at the 2014 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (HD Complete)
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    Joel McHale at the 2014 White House Correspondents’ Dinner (HD Complete)

    JOEL MCHALE: All right, everybody. Here we go. I am the last person standing between you and your after-party. So in just an hour and 15 minutes, you’ll be walking out of here, all right? (Laughter.) I’m going to break Jay Leno‘s record tonight. Strap in. Here we go. (Laughter.) Good evening, Mr. President — or as Paul Ryan refers to you, yet another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family. (Laughter.) I’m a big fan of President Obama. I think he’s one of the all- time great presidents — definitely in the top 50. (Laughter.) Please explain that to Jessica Simpson. (Laughter.) You’re…

  • Gary Clark Jr. Performs ‘This Land’
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    Gary Clark Jr. Performs ‘This Land’

    >>Stephen: NOW PERFORMING HIS BRAND-NEW SINGLE, “THIS LAND,” LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GARY CLARK JR.! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ PARANOID AND PISSED OFF NOW THAT I GOT THE MONEY ♪ 50 ACRES AND A MODEL ‘A’ RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF TRUMP COUNTRY ♪ I TOLD YOU ‘THERE GOES A NEIGHBORHOOD’ ♪ NOW MISTER WILLIAMS AIN’T SO FUNNY ♪ I SEE YOU LOOKING OUT YOUR WINDOW ♪ CAN’T WAIT TO CALL THE POLICE ON ME ♪ AND I KNOW YOU THINK I’M UP TO SOMETHIN’ ♪ I’M JUST…

  • James & Andrew Garfield Can’t Land ‘Game of Thrones’ Roles
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    James & Andrew Garfield Can’t Land ‘Game of Thrones’ Roles

    I’M ANDREW GARFIELD AND I’M AUDITIONING.>>I’M THE KING OF THE NAR.>>TBHO, NO, NO. THAT’S NOT THE RIGHT, PROPER NORTHERN ACCENT. I’M– I’M KING OF THE NOR.>>I’M KING– NEXT, THANK YOU, SEEN ALL WE NEED TO SEE.>>BOTH OF YOU.>>JAMES CORDEN AUDITIONING FOR VARICE THE U NIK.>>I NEED TO YOU KNOW I WILL DO GO THE EXTRA MILE TO DO THERE PART AND DO IT WELL.>>NO.>>SREE, ANDREW IMAR FIELD, I NEED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM A METHOD AK SOAR THIS IS MY ACTUAL– SO LET’S DO THIS.>>NEXT.>>JAMES CORDEN, AUDITIONING FOR REEK AND IMEN I WILL GO THE EXTRA MILE TO DO THIS PART WELL.>>I AM ANDREW GAR FIELD AUDITIONING…

  • President Obama at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner
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    President Obama at the 2015 White House Correspondents’ Dinner

    THE PRESIDENT: Good evening, everybody. Welcome to the White House Correspondents Dinner—the night when Washington celebrates itself. (Laughter.) Somebody’s got to do it. (Laughter.) And welcome to the fourth quarter of my presidency. (Laughter and applause.) It’s true—that was Michelle cheering. (Laughter.) The fact is, I feel more loose and relaxed than ever. Those Joe Biden shoulder massages, they’re like magic. (Laughter.) You should try one. Oh, you have. (Laughter.) I am determined to make the most of every moment I have left. After the midterm elections, my advisors asked me, “Mr. President, do you have a bucket list?” And I said, “Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket…

  • James Corden & Ariana Grande Visit an Escape Room
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    James Corden & Ariana Grande Visit an Escape Room

    YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH HALLOWEEN IS THIS RIGHT?>>I LOVE HALLOWEEN.>>James: WHAT IS IT YOU LOVE ABOUT IT?>>I LOVE THESE THINGS THEY’RE SO MUCH FUN.>>James: YOU ENJOY BEING SCARED SO MUCH YOU GO TO ESCAPE ROOMS?>>USUALLY ESCAPE ROOMS ARE NOT THAT SCARY BUT I DO LOVE ESCAPE ROOMS.>>James: I’VE NEVER DONE ONE. I’LL DO ONE WITH YOU. IS THIS AN ESCAPE ROOM?>>YEAH, LET’S DO IT.>>James: I’M GOING TO FOLLOW YOUR LEAD. MY HEART IS GOING SLIGHTLY — LET’S DO IT. OKAY. HERE WE GO.>>OH MY GOD, (BLEEP) OH IT’S DARK, NO NO NO IN! IT’S — >>James: HANG ON.>>YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS AN ESCAPE ROOM NOT HELL! WHAT IS (BLEEP)!…