• Democrats Take Control of the House: A Closer Look
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    Democrats Take Control of the House: A Closer Look

    -The Democrats won back control of the House of Representatives tonight for the first time in eight years, putting President Trump’s agenda… [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, it happened. …putting President Trump’s agenda in serious danger. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Well, cable news was unanimous — it was a blue wave. -When you look at what’s going on here tonight, this is not a blue wave. -So, we haven’t seen the blue wave. -There is not a blue wave forming. -It’s not a blue wave. -This is not a blue wave. -It is not a blue wave. -So,…

  • Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage
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    Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage

    So you talk about, in the book, also the night that gay marriage passed. And this is a great story. Yeah. One of the interesting things– I bring it up to talk about just how vastly different one day could be in the White House during our administration. And the day that Barack and I went to the funeral where he famously sang Amazing Grace. We were at that funeral, but we flew back. In that same day, marriage equality was passed. And– [CROWD CHEERING] that same day. And we’re in the White House. And when you’re in the residence, there’s so much bullet-proof glass that sometimes you don’t hear…

  • House Party: Sister Problems – PART 14 – Game Grumps
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    House Party: Sister Problems – PART 14 – Game Grumps

    Hey I’m Grump! I’m not so Grump! and we’re the Game Grumps! [Arin] Alright, hey, welcome back. Oh, D-Dan’s swallowing, sorry. [Dan] Don’t say it like that. [Arin] Dan is swallowing a Seltzer Water. [Dan] That’s what it is. [Dan] Okay, [Arin] Couldn’t be further from semen. [Dan] Thanks, Arin! [Arin starts laughing and Dan giggle quietly] [Dan] All right, here we go. [Arin] Yeah, uhh, okay, so I’d like to get to know you a little better? [Dan] uh, yes. [Arin] Okay. [Arin] This is y– uh, this is your party? Oh God… [Dan, patiently] Ask her where the bathroom is. [ Arin] Where’s the bathroom? [Arin] Yes. [Dan]…

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    Why It’s Illegal to Resign from the British House of Commons

    This video was made possible by Squarespace. Build your beautiful website for 10% off at http://squarespace.com/hai. The UK, of course, is a country made up of four distinct countries—the one everyone forgets about, Pret territory, Buckfast territory, and that one that no matter what you say will stir up drama in the YouTube comments. Now, this wonderful country of countries has a pretty weird political system. For example, the Queen for some reason owns all the dolphins in Britain and is also able to fire the entirety of the Australian government and also doesn’t need a drivers license or passport since they’re both issued in her name but the weirdest…

  • Fake News Investigative Journalists
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    Fake News Investigative Journalists

    – Okay people, what have you got for me? – So I have been working on this story about how Harry Reid is a murdering satanist fascist rapist atheist. Is that too many things? – I don’t think that’s enough things. Chris, what have you got? – Donald Trump says, “What?” – It’s a good start, but what does he say? – I don’t know. – Alright, well figure it out by two and it had better not be true this time. – Oh, come on! Everything the guy says sounds fake. – That’s not my problem. Terry. – I’m working on a story on conflicts of interest in government.…

  • If Action Heroes Had Your Resume
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    If Action Heroes Had Your Resume

    (lighthearted music) – Before you say anything, the other guy started it. – I don’t want to hear it. What the hell is wrong with you, Max? Another bar fight? You’re better than this. God, in all my years of sector command I’ve never met a prospect like you. This is one hell of an impressive resume. Bachelor’s degree in English with a minor in film studies, a 2.92 GPA, proficiency in Microsoft Office. – I know what I can do. – And you’re throwing it all away, Max. America needs you. What if we need to do a mail merger, build our macros in Excel? – I guess you’ll…