• House of Representatives Impeaches President Trump
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    House of Representatives Impeaches President Trump

    -Well, you guys, it is just six more days until Christmas. That’s right. I saw one of the biggest-selling toys this year are L.O.L. Surprise! dolls. L.O.L. Surprise! is very popular, mostly because that’s what Nancy Pelosi said right before she impeached Trump. It’s like, “L.O.L.! Surprise!” That’s right — the big story is that President Trump was impeached last night. And the vote on the first article of impeachment was 230-197. Yeah, which was basically Trump’s blood pressure throughout the entire day. I saw that when last night’s vote was official, someone in Congress clapped. And Nancy Pelosi was not having it. Check out her expression when she heard…

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    Gingerbread House Disaster – Studio C

    [splashing] [audience cheering and applause] [bell ringing] – All right everyone, welcome to the annual Gingerbread House Contest! Today’s judge is going to be a safety inspector. Now let’s give a nice, Wisdom Lane Elementary School greeting to Safety Inspector, Tom Devlan! [cheering] – All right kids, hello. I am OSHA certified Safety Inspector, Tom Devlan, number one in Hoboken, Hackensack and Hard-Boiled Heights, New Jersey. What do I do? I save lives. Except for that one time I didn’t. [audience laughter] Let’s just say it was an incident involving my safety inspecting partner, Ted Higgins. [sighs] But I’m not supposed to talk about that. Unless you kids wanna talk…

  • Average Andy, Chrissy Teigen and Her Mom Go Through a Haunted House
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    Average Andy, Chrissy Teigen and Her Mom Go Through a Haunted House

    So Mom, Andy– for our second haunted house– The agreement every year with this show, because of how much I dislike this feeling– We– –was I would only do one. But what you do is you guilt me into saying that your mother wants to do one, and– How do you say no to my mom? That’s what I’m saying. She loves this show! I’m not going to say no– I grew up on this stuff. –but there’s going to be issues back at the office over this. OK. [LAUGHING] I’m cool. Momma–Momma protects us. OK, let’s go. Ready? All right? Yeah. [SCREAMING] What the [BLEEP]? Come on, Momma. It’s…

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    Celia Pacquola 2 – 2016 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala

    Voice over: ‘It’s Celia Pacquola!’ Hello! A Rhinestone Cowboy died for those, hey! Love and hate is often complicated. Like, sometimes love can come from hate. Which sounds impossible, but it can. Like I love peanut butter. Because an ex of mine is allergic to nuts and every time I eat peanut butter I imagine him dying. And hate can bring good things. I know! How? Like this One day I was hating on a thing that led me to unlock a secret of the universe. Surely not? Yes. The thing I was hating on was toe rings. I think it’s ’cause I hate feet. I think feet are disgusting…

  • The Real Estate Agent’s “Weekend” Funny Video by Nestiny
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    The Real Estate Agent’s “Weekend” Funny Video by Nestiny

    You’ve got a lot on your plate. Let Nestiny help with the rest. Connect with your clients like never before through Nestiny’s digital buyer consultation, homebuyer advice, and auto-pilot nurture campaigns that work for you around the clock. You’ll get valuable insight into your prospects’ needs and financial readiness so everyone can get a better night’s sleep.

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    Ninja Real Estate Agent – Ninja Video Marketing Services

    Are you tired of agents trying to sell your house like it’s 1985? Marty I’ve been to the future and they’re still selling houses like it’s 1985 (Back to the Future music). Bad photos, bad communication, and outdated technology then you need a ninja real estate agent. Ninja agents are trained, focused, and can break through any problem! Ninja real estate agent, are you ready to break through any problem? Yes I am sensei. Let’s begin! (scream) Bring in the healer. Unlike other agents ninja agents get professional photos to sell their clients listings every single time. just like every single time I cry watching The Lion King. (Crying) Mufasa!…

  • How to Make a MEAT House – Christmas Recipe
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    How to Make a MEAT House – Christmas Recipe

    Greetings my beautiful lovelies! It’s Emmy. Happy holidays! Today I’m gonna be building a gingerbread house that’s gonna be covered in meat. I first saw this just a couple days ago on Twitter, and I felt inspired, so I went to the grocery store and bought myself a gingerbread house kit, and I’m going to encrust this with deli meats because it’s just silly and funny — if you’re vegetarian you may not want to watch this because you might be a little bit grossed out. So I went and got myself a couple cans of spray cheese. I also have some cream cheese that I’m gonna flavor up with…

  • Annoying Orange – The Land Beyond the Kitchen
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    Annoying Orange – The Land Beyond the Kitchen

    – Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, CHOO-CHOO! (laughs) – Boy, when Little Apple said “Let’s buy a train,” I thought he was nuts. – Yeah, like totally “loco.” (laughs) – But now, I’m starting to see the appeal. – For sure! With this sweet set of wheels, we’re gonna have the best adventures ever! (air horn blows) – All aboard! – So, um… …where do the tracks lead? – Beats me. I’m just a conductor. – Yeah, and I’m just an orange. – And I’m the caboose! – Yeah, and that’s a creepy deserted tunnel! (record scratches) – Did you just say “desert?”…