• Average Andy, Chrissy Teigen and Her Mom Go Through a Haunted House
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    Average Andy, Chrissy Teigen and Her Mom Go Through a Haunted House

    So Mom, Andy– for our second haunted house– The agreement every year with this show, because of how much I dislike this feeling– We– –was I would only do one. But what you do is you guilt me into saying that your mother wants to do one, and– How do you say no to my mom? That’s what I’m saying. She loves this show! I’m not going to say no– I grew up on this stuff. –but there’s going to be issues back at the office over this. OK. [LAUGHING] I’m cool. Momma–Momma protects us. OK, let’s go. Ready? All right? Yeah. [SCREAMING] What the [BLEEP]? Come on, Momma. It’s…

  • Bobby Moynihan Compares ‘SNL’  to an Ex-Girlfriend
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    Bobby Moynihan Compares ‘SNL’ to an Ex-Girlfriend

    So you shoot on a lot, although I never see you. I know I’m always creeping around out here, but I’m never getting in. No. Do you know that you have to stop at every stop sign, or else the Warner Brothers police will actually give you a ticket? I think that’s true. I’m not going to lie, I blew a stop sign earlier, and I got super nervous. Yeah. I didn’t see it because there’s no stop signs. It just says stop on the ground. Right, yeah. I never look down. No. Who is driving going like that? So you– and also did you drive in New York? I…

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    President Obama Talks ‘Scandal’ and ‘House of Cards’

    – WHILE I HAVE YOU, I THINK IT’S ONLY FAIR WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT OBAMACARE, AND THAT RHYMED. – WELL, YOU KNOW, WE’VE GOT ABOUT TWO WEEKS LEFT TILL MARCH 31ST FOR PEOPLE TO SIGN UP. IF YOU DON’T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD GO ON HEALTHCARE.GOV, AND ESPECIALLY ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE WHO MAY HAVE YOUNG PEOPLE– 26, 27– DON’T HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE BUT THEY THINK THEY’RE INVINCIBLE AND NOTHING’S EVER GONNA HAPPEN TO ‘EM. YOU KNOW, WHAT WE’VE SAID IS, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE IS GONNA THROW AT YOU. YOU CAN AT THIS POINT GET HEALTH INSURANCE FOR $100 A MONTH OR LESS. IN…

  • Ellen Sends ‘Scandal’ to a Haunted House!
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    Ellen Sends ‘Scandal’ to a Haunted House!

    – YOU WENT THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE AT UNIVERSAL. LET’S TAKE A LOOK. both: HI, ELLEN! – WE ARE HERE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS… both: HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS. – THIS THE “AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON” MAZE. – LET’S DO THIS! – HERE WE GO! [shouts] – OH, MY GOD. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? – YOU’RE GOOD. YOU’RE GOOD. YOU’RE GOOD, KATIE. – THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS WITH ME. [both screaming] – OH, MY GOD. I STEPPED ON YOU. I’M SO SORRY. – OH, MY GOD. – [laughs] – WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING. OH, [bleep]. [bleep]! OH, NO! – AH, [bleep]! WE’RE GOOD, WE’RE…

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    Amy’s Going to a Haunted House

    – NOW ANOTHER IMPORTANT DAY COMING UP EVERYBODY IS GONNA BE CELEBRATING. THAT’S HALLOWEEN. AND EVERY YEAR, WE SEND MY WRITER AIMEE TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE. THIS YEAR, I ASKED YOU TO CHOOSE WHERE TO SEND HER, AND YOU’RE EXCITED, RIGHT, AIMEE? – YEAH. – YEAH. – GREAT. – YOU READY TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU’RE GOING? – YEAH. – ALL RIGHT. THOUSANDS OF RESPONSES, BUT THERE’S ONE CLEAR FAVORITE, AND THIS IS– I’M GONNA READ THIS TO YOU. IT COMES FROM SOMEONE NAMED ELLEN SILVERSTEIN IN SINKING SPRING, PENNSYLVANIA. “HI, ELLEN, THERE’S SOMETHING HAPPENING IN MY TOWN, “AND I THINK IT WOULD BE PERFECT TO SEND YOUR WRITER AIMEE.…

  • Lizzo and Average Andy Go Through a Haunted House
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    Lizzo and Average Andy Go Through a Haunted House

    All right, I recently sent my producer, Andy, to go look at a house. Unfortunately for him it was a haunted house. And when we said let’s send Lizzo. So Lizzo went with him, and here’s what happened. Ellen, Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. Lizzo. Lizzo. We’re about to rock this bitch! We’re going to rock this bitch! I’m 100% that scary ass bitch. I’m 100%. What? [SCREAMING] [BLEEP] You don’t– Luna, no more when we’re not going. We’re bitches! Tell him. Nope. No, no, no, no. Don’t be behind me. Don’t be [BLEEP] behind me, bro. OK. So it’s too soon. OK. It’s– [SCREAMING] Stop it! No, no, no,…

  • Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage
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    Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage

    So you talk about, in the book, also the night that gay marriage passed. And this is a great story. Yeah. One of the interesting things– I bring it up to talk about just how vastly different one day could be in the White House during our administration. And the day that Barack and I went to the funeral where he famously sang Amazing Grace. We were at that funeral, but we flew back. In that same day, marriage equality was passed. And– [CROWD CHEERING] that same day. And we’re in the White House. And when you’re in the residence, there’s so much bullet-proof glass that sometimes you don’t hear…

  • Ellen’s Got Real Estate Tips
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    Ellen’s Got Real Estate Tips

    – I love real estate, and I think people know that. I love to buy houses, I like to sell houses. When I order a drink, I’d like it to be on the house. And– [laughter] I always want to know what houses are out there, so I’m always looking at the real estate listings. But you have to know how to read them, because they use these secret codes, and they put in things that seem positive, and they’re not, so since I know a few things about homes, and as the creator of HGTV’s “Ellen’s Design Challenge,” Mondays at 9:00– [cheers and applause] Oh, thank you. Oh, thank…

  • Realtors’ Real Web Videos
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    Realtors’ Real Web Videos

    I’ve talked about how I love buying and selling houses and I can tell you, if you’re looking to buy a house, you have to ask the right questions. What’s the curb appeal? Does it have good bones? Does the carpet match the drapes?>>[LAUGH] >>I’m thinking of Tinder, I’m sorry.>>[LAUGH] >>Portia and I are selling our house right now. I’m just as surprised as you are. I can’t, it’s the house that I said I would never sell. It’s the house that I said I will live in forever, but you see a cuter one and it’s new and exciting and you say, I wanna get all up in that…