• Average Andy, Chrissy Teigen and Her Mom Go Through a Haunted House
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    Average Andy, Chrissy Teigen and Her Mom Go Through a Haunted House

    So Mom, Andy– for our second haunted house– The agreement every year with this show, because of how much I dislike this feeling– We– –was I would only do one. But what you do is you guilt me into saying that your mother wants to do one, and– How do you say no to my mom? That’s what I’m saying. She loves this show! I’m not going to say no– I grew up on this stuff. –but there’s going to be issues back at the office over this. OK. [LAUGHING] I’m cool. Momma–Momma protects us. OK, let’s go. Ready? All right? Yeah. [SCREAMING] What the [BLEEP]? Come on, Momma. It’s…

  • Bobby Moynihan Compares ‘SNL’  to an Ex-Girlfriend
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    Bobby Moynihan Compares ‘SNL’ to an Ex-Girlfriend

    So you shoot on a lot, although I never see you. I know I’m always creeping around out here, but I’m never getting in. No. Do you know that you have to stop at every stop sign, or else the Warner Brothers police will actually give you a ticket? I think that’s true. I’m not going to lie, I blew a stop sign earlier, and I got super nervous. Yeah. I didn’t see it because there’s no stop signs. It just says stop on the ground. Right, yeah. I never look down. No. Who is driving going like that? So you– and also did you drive in New York? I…

  • Lizzo and Average Andy Go Through a Haunted House
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    Lizzo and Average Andy Go Through a Haunted House

    All right, I recently sent my producer, Andy, to go look at a house. Unfortunately for him it was a haunted house. And when we said let’s send Lizzo. So Lizzo went with him, and here’s what happened. Ellen, Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. Lizzo. Lizzo. We’re about to rock this bitch! We’re going to rock this bitch! I’m 100% that scary ass bitch. I’m 100%. What? [SCREAMING] [BLEEP] You don’t– Luna, no more when we’re not going. We’re bitches! Tell him. Nope. No, no, no, no. Don’t be behind me. Don’t be [BLEEP] behind me, bro. OK. So it’s too soon. OK. It’s– [SCREAMING] Stop it! No, no, no,…

  • Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage
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    Michelle Obama Tried to Escape the White House to Celebrate the Legalization of Gay Marriage

    So you talk about, in the book, also the night that gay marriage passed. And this is a great story. Yeah. One of the interesting things– I bring it up to talk about just how vastly different one day could be in the White House during our administration. And the day that Barack and I went to the funeral where he famously sang Amazing Grace. We were at that funeral, but we flew back. In that same day, marriage equality was passed. And– [CROWD CHEERING] that same day. And we’re in the White House. And when you’re in the residence, there’s so much bullet-proof glass that sometimes you don’t hear…

  • Realtors’ Real Web Videos
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    Realtors’ Real Web Videos

    I’ve talked about how I love buying and selling houses and I can tell you, if you’re looking to buy a house, you have to ask the right questions. What’s the curb appeal? Does it have good bones? Does the carpet match the drapes?>>[LAUGH] >>I’m thinking of Tinder, I’m sorry.>>[LAUGH] >>Portia and I are selling our house right now. I’m just as surprised as you are. I can’t, it’s the house that I said I would never sell. It’s the house that I said I will live in forever, but you see a cuter one and it’s new and exciting and you say, I wanna get all up in that…

  • Sarah Paulson & Andy Lassner Scream Their Way Through a Haunted House
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    Sarah Paulson & Andy Lassner Scream Their Way Through a Haunted House

    [music playing] Every year for Halloween, I send my executive producer Andy to a haunted house. [applause] He gets so scared that I have to send someone to hold his hand. And this year, one of my viewers suggested that I send Sarah Paulson. I don’t know if you remember, but I scared Sarah Paulson, not one, not two, but three times. Since she was so brave, I sent her and Andy to the Universal Studios Halloween Horror Night’s American Horror Story Maze. Hi, Ellen. Hi, Ellen. Sarah Paulson. Hi. You know her. We love her. Ridiculously talented actress. I’m not sure what love means to you people. So here…

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    Snoop Dogg on Staying at Martha Stewart’s House and Teaching Ellen a New Word

    Oh my god. I have your cooking book now. That’s fantastic. Thank you so much. You’re welcome. You’re welcome. Now, is there pot involved in all of these things? No. Actually, there are no recipes that have marijuana infused– Aw. I know. I wanted to keep it clean. This is my first book, y’all. I wanted to keep it clean on my introduction. And in the next book, you’ll probably do that. Oh, please believe it. Yeah, yeah. You are busier– could you imagine, when you started out, that your career would not only last this long, but all the different areas that you would go into? Not really, but…

  • Ellen & Andy Visit the ‘IT’ Haunted House
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    Ellen & Andy Visit the ‘IT’ Haunted House

    As you know, we tape this show on the Warner Brothers lot. And Warner Brothers has a new Halloween tour. So I offered to go through the house from the movie IT. And then I volunteered Andy Lassner to go with me. [LAUGHTER] You’re welcome Andy. You’re welcome America. [MUSIC PLAYING] Andy, tell everybody what we’re about to do. We’re going through the IT house here at Warner Brothers. No idea why we’re doing it. Because you love to get scared. I know. OK. We got to calm and we go slow. [SCREAM] Oh, [BLEEP]. It’s just a little tiny animal. Boop, boop, boop. Hey they need to clean this…

  • An Exclusive Look at ‘Fuller House’
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    An Exclusive Look at ‘Fuller House’

    First of all, how old were you when you were on Full House, the first season?>>Andrea and I were ten.>>Ten. >>Yeah, I was five.>>Wow. >>Yeah.>>So have you keep in touch with everybody through the years? Was this like a, or you haven’t seen each other and you’re like, my god, this is gonna be amazing?>>No, I think that anyone that follows us on social media knows that we’ve never been apart.>>Yeah.>>Literally, we all live in the same house.>>We all live in the same house.>>[LAUGH].>>Wow. >>I’m kidding. No, we’re really great friends. In fact, Andrea and I, everyone thinks that it’s just D.J. and Kimmie are best friends, but Andrea and…