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    Gingerbread House Disaster – Studio C

    [splashing] [audience cheering and applause] [bell ringing] – All right everyone, welcome to the annual Gingerbread House Contest! Today’s judge is going to be a safety inspector. Now let’s give a nice, Wisdom Lane Elementary School greeting to Safety Inspector, Tom Devlan! [cheering] – All right kids, hello. I am OSHA certified Safety Inspector, Tom Devlan, number one in Hoboken, Hackensack and Hard-Boiled Heights, New Jersey. What do I do? I save lives. Except for that one time I didn’t. [audience laughter] Let’s just say it was an incident involving my safety inspecting partner, Ted Higgins. [sighs] But I’m not supposed to talk about that. Unless you kids wanna talk…

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    Celia Pacquola 2 – 2016 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala

    Voice over: ‘It’s Celia Pacquola!’ Hello! A Rhinestone Cowboy died for those, hey! Love and hate is often complicated. Like, sometimes love can come from hate. Which sounds impossible, but it can. Like I love peanut butter. Because an ex of mine is allergic to nuts and every time I eat peanut butter I imagine him dying. And hate can bring good things. I know! How? Like this One day I was hating on a thing that led me to unlock a secret of the universe. Surely not? Yes. The thing I was hating on was toe rings. I think it’s ’cause I hate feet. I think feet are disgusting…

  • La La Land Official Trailer – Dreamers (2016) – Ryan Gosling Movie
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    La La Land Official Trailer – Dreamers (2016) – Ryan Gosling Movie

    – Two options: You either follow my rules or follow my rules, capiche? – Thank you. – I could do it a different way. – That’s, that’s fine. Thank you very much. (slow piano music) – You’re fired. – It’s Christmas. – Yeah, I see the decorations. Good luck in the new year. – I just heard you play and I wanna– It’s pretty strange that we keep running into each other. – Maybe it means something. – I doubt it. – Yeah, I don’t think so. You could just write your own roles, you know. Write something that’s as interesting as you are. – What are you gonna to…

  • Annoying Orange – The Land Beyond the Kitchen
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    Annoying Orange – The Land Beyond the Kitchen

    – Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, CHOO-CHOO! (laughs) – Boy, when Little Apple said “Let’s buy a train,” I thought he was nuts. – Yeah, like totally “loco.” (laughs) – But now, I’m starting to see the appeal. – For sure! With this sweet set of wheels, we’re gonna have the best adventures ever! (air horn blows) – All aboard! – So, um… …where do the tracks lead? – Beats me. I’m just a conductor. – Yeah, and I’m just an orange. – And I’m the caboose! – Yeah, and that’s a creepy deserted tunnel! (record scratches) – Did you just say “desert?”…

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    Animal House (2/10) Movie CLIP – A Real Zero (1978) HD

    Yeah. [Man] We need the dues. Good. Larry Kroger is now pledged to Delta Tau Chi. Next slide, D-Day. – [Screaming] – [All Jeering][Shouting] Just a minute. Just a minute.Just settle down. This is Kent Dorfman. He’s a legacy from Harrisburg.[All Jeering]– Okay. Now wait. Okay. – Come on! Okay, this guy is a real zero. That’s true. Let’s just think back to when you guys were freshmen, huh? Boon!You had a face like a pepperoni pizza, right?And Stork here. Everybody thought the Stork was brain damaged.I, myself, was so obnoxious,the seniors used to beat me up once a week. So this guy is a total loser? Well, let me…

  • Ellen Sends ‘Scandal’ to a Haunted House!
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    Ellen Sends ‘Scandal’ to a Haunted House!

    – YOU WENT THROUGH THE HAUNTED HOUSE AT UNIVERSAL. LET’S TAKE A LOOK. both: HI, ELLEN! – WE ARE HERE AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS… both: HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS. – THIS THE “AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON” MAZE. – LET’S DO THIS! – HERE WE GO! [shouts] – OH, MY GOD. WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? – YOU’RE GOOD. YOU’RE GOOD. YOU’RE GOOD, KATIE. – THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS WITH ME. [both screaming] – OH, MY GOD. I STEPPED ON YOU. I’M SO SORRY. – OH, MY GOD. – [laughs] – WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT? I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING. OH, [bleep]. [bleep]! OH, NO! – AH, [bleep]! WE’RE GOOD, WE’RE…

  • Can You Ace the Loud House Superfan Megaquiz? 🤔 | Nick
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    Can You Ace the Loud House Superfan Megaquiz? 🤔 | Nick

    Ladies and gentlemen! How about we play a game? It’s time for the Loud House Super Fan Mega Quiz! Sounds fun, right? Round One, Loud Trivia. Let’s do this! What was the name of Lincoln’s stuffed rabbit? Hops, Bun Bun or Mr. Fluffles? Bun Bun! Are you OK? Did the mean girl hurt you? Lori is the only child in the family to have one of these. Driver’s license, a mole or earrings. Lori’s the only Loud kid with a driver’s license. Which means that, in this house, there’s no such thing as a free ride. What animal is Leni afraid of? Squirrels, spiders or raccoons? I got it! –…