• A High-Priced Santa Visit in London | The Daily Show
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    A High-Priced Santa Visit in London | The Daily Show

    Christmas is just around the corner, which means it’s time for Santa to cash in. Get ready to shell out big bucks to sit on Santa’s lap this year. Harrods in London restricting Santa visits to only allow families that have dropped $2,500 in their store. On top of that, those families who also make the cut have to buy a $25 ticket to visit Santa. For those hoping to get the VIP Santa experience, good luck. The department says it’s already sold out. Ho… ho… hold up. You got to pay $2,500 before you can see Santa? If I’m paying $2,500, -Santa better be dancing on my lap. Yeah.…

  • Bobby Moynihan Compares ‘SNL’  to an Ex-Girlfriend
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    Bobby Moynihan Compares ‘SNL’ to an Ex-Girlfriend

    So you shoot on a lot, although I never see you. I know I’m always creeping around out here, but I’m never getting in. No. Do you know that you have to stop at every stop sign, or else the Warner Brothers police will actually give you a ticket? I think that’s true. I’m not going to lie, I blew a stop sign earlier, and I got super nervous. Yeah. I didn’t see it because there’s no stop signs. It just says stop on the ground. Right, yeah. I never look down. No. Who is driving going like that? So you– and also did you drive in New York? I…

  • A Tornado Outbreak in the Midwest & A Whitney Houston Hologram Tour | The Daily Show
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    A Tornado Outbreak in the Midwest & A Whitney Houston Hologram Tour | The Daily Show

    We begin with news out of the Midwest. Recently, they have faced a record number of storms, and it looks like it’s only about to get worse. WOMAN: Breaking overnight. Get out. Emergency evacuations and dramatic rescues after heavy flooding hits the Midwest and the South. An entire region slammed by powerful tornadoes for a fifth straight day. Tens of millions in the danger zone once again. Since the tornado threat began here on Saturday, there have been 133 reported tornadoes, more than 30 just in the last 24 hours. Over 130 tornadoes in five days. That is terrifying. Oh, mostly because tornadoes are the worst natural disaster. Like, they’re…

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    Trump Thinks He Bought America | The Daily Show

    Donald J. Trump has shaken Washington to its core by refusing to recognize the power of Congress to impeach him, which is amazing. ‘Cause they were like, “We’re subpoenaing.” And he was like, “No, I don’t care.” Donald Trump has the confidence of a white woman pulled over by the cops. Yeah. Just like, “Ma’am, I need to see your license.” She’s like, “Well, I need to see you get out of my face. And give me your badge number, Mister!” The question is, why does the president think he can get away with this? Well, for more perspective, we turn to a man who gets away with things all…

  • MY STALKER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE: STORYTIME
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    MY STALKER BROKE INTO MY HOUSE: STORYTIME

    Hi guys, it’s Tana Mongeau welcome back to my channel or welcome to my channel I hope you are having a wonderful day [today] today’s the storytime is the Craziest Scariest Fucking what the fuck story I’ve ever told here on this channel And it is a long one it is an incredibly long one it is a story that is going to take place over Months I have so many things to say it is so so fucking crazy And I had to wait to tell this story until I was safe Until I like could say everything and knew I wasn’t going to get in any trouble Until…

  • THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
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    THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

    Jeff! Get…! Get down here! — What the hell is going on. — We’re 10 minutes in the past. 10 minutes from our target. — No! You need to tell me what that time machine is, and why that guy was trying to kill me. — It’s a time machine, it travels you back in time, and number two… — No, no… — … you killed his friend. — [stammers] No! — There’s no time to waste, just put this on. — Wha—? Why didn’t you just set it to 15 minutes back so we’d have 5 minutes to talk? — C’mon! ♪ [ominous noise] ♪ — Is that me?!…

  • Deadmau5 Tries to Be David Spade’s House Band – Lights Out with David Spade
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    Deadmau5 Tries to Be David Spade’s House Band – Lights Out with David Spade

    We’ve been shopping around -for a house band here. -KERRIGAN: So hot. Uh, for a while. Yeah, we still haven’t found one. Uh, for my latest interview, I went a little outside the box. Here’s a video. Oh. Uh-oh. All right, The Masked Singer’s on… Is that Stage 12? (laughter) (whispering): Who’s…? This is the guy? Hi. (clears throat) I’m, uh… David Spade, obviously. (laughs) You are… beep, bop, boop. It says, “Deadmaus.” Okay. (laughs, sniffles) By the way, this job doesn’t pay a ton. It’s not like a Vegas gig. It’s like a Reno gig, if you read between the lines there. I don’t know if you’re married, because…

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    Andrew Yang – Bringing Bold and Unique Ideas to His 2020 White House Bid | The Daily Show

    Welcome to the show. Well, it’s great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. Can I… can I just say, of all the candidates I’ve seen on the trail, you seem to be having the most fun. Are you? Well, it’s a very low bar you’ve set, Trevor. (laughter) What does that even mean? You are. You’re, like, out there. You’ve got, like, cool music. You’re, like, rapping at, like, campaign events. It feels like Andrew Yang– you’re just, like… You’re having a good time whilst you’re putting out your policy proposals. The only place where you didn’t seem like you were having fun was at the…

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    I BOUGHT A HOUSE BETTER THAN TEAM 10.. HOUSE TOUR 2017

    Hi guys It’s Tana Mongeau welcome to my house or welcome back to my house so today For the first time in the history of my YouTube channel in the entire Two-and-A-Half Years I’ve been on YouTube I’m doing a serious house tour and when I first started blowing up on YouTube and I moved into my very first house I remember how badly I wanted to film a house tour and in every house I’ve had after that how badly I wanted to film a house tour But I never did because of stalker related life related house breaking into related Issues and bullshit like that issues you –and…