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Sesame Street: House of Bricks (House of Cards Parody)


FRANK UNDERWOLF: It’s
a tale as old as time, three pigs, three houses. Straw, sticks, bricks. But only one that I really want
to get into, the White Brick House, the strongest
of them all. These others are just in my
way, but not for long, because in this town you have to know
which way the wind is blowing. And right now, it’s
about to get very windy. Well, now, hello
there, little Pig. My, what a fine house you
have built out of straw. The weakest of
building material. This is almost going
to be too easy. PIG: I know you. You’re Frank Underwolf, the
biggest and baddest of them all. FRANK UNDERWOLF: Some
people say there’s too much pork in this town. I could not agree more. Little pig, little
pig, let me in. PIG: Not by the hair
of my chinny-chin-chin. FRANK UNDERWOLF: Well,
then I’m afraid you’ve left me no choice. I’ll just have to huff and
puff and blow your house down. PIG: You’re full
of hot air, Frank. FRANK UNDERWOLF: Exactly. [BLOWING] Worked like a charm. [LAUGHTER] Where once there were three
houses, there are now only two. 3 take away 1 on leaves 1, 2. But my work here
is not yet done. PIG: I am telling
you, Frank Underwolf is blowing down houses. FRANK UNDERWOLF: As we
used to say back home, sometimes to get
what you want, you’ve got to be a bit of a blowhard. PIG: He says, then
“I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down.” [SCREAMING] [BLOWING] FRANK UNDERWOLF:
A thing of beauty. So much for their little houses. Now that I’ve gotten
those two out of the way, there’s only one house left. 3 houses to take away
2 leaves 1 more house. The White Brick House. All right, boys, let’s not make
this harder than it has to be. Little pigs, little
pigs, let me in. PIGS: OK. PIG: It’s all yours. PIG: Sir, PIG: Excuse me. FRANK UNDERWOLF:
Well, lookie here. Now the White Brick
House is mine. Finally, I get what I deserve. PIG: OK, now, guys. Huff and puff. [BLOWING] [SCREAMING] [LAUGHTER] PIG: Our plan worked. PIG: We fooled you. PIG: Yeah, this wasn’t a
house of bricks at all. It was just a house of cards. [LAUGHTER] PIG: 3 houses take
away 3 houses leaves 0. There are no houses
left for you. [LAUGHTER] FRANK UNDERWOLF: Well, sometimes
you win and sometimes you lose, and this time the cards
were stacked against me. PIG: Hey, who you
talkin’ to anyway? COOKIE MONSTER: What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, whoa, stop the music. Me can’t have
cookie for partner. COOKIE: Why not? COOKIE MONSTER: This why not. Cookie! [CHEWING AND SCREAMING]

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