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Realtor’s Paradise Music Video Parody


As I drive down this road with all of these
homes I take a look at the time and realize this
day is gone. Cuz I’ve been showing these homes for so long that even my clients think that my mind is
gone! But I ain’t never crossed a client that
didn’t deserve it. Treat ‘em like the best, you know that they’re
worth it. You better watch how you’re flippin’ or you’ll
be floppin’ and you and your bankroll might be forced
to stop! We really hate to skip it but we gotta though
cuz this house is overpriced so we gotta go. See…I’m the type of Realtor other agents
wanna be like staying up late at night, runnin comps in
the lamplight. Been spending most his life dreaming of a
Realtor’s Paradise. Been hustlin day and night livin in the Realtor’s
Paradise. Been spending most his life dreaming of a
Realtor’s Paradise Been hustlin day and night livin in the Realtor’s
Paradise. Pre-qualification has got me pacing
I can’t even see a price, is this thing listed right?!
Pull it back up on the home screen too much HGTV watchin has me chasin dreams
I’ve got motivated sellers with money on their mind
they’ve got a pen in their hand and they’re ready to sign!
And I’m the captain of this ship, now we’re pulling anchor.
And the movers are here so don’t forget your hangers.
Closing ain’t nothing but a few days away This game’s laugh or cry, yo what can I
say! Closed so many, will I close anymore?
With the way things are lookin, it’s fo sho Tell me why do we check financing? Cuz the ones you’ll hurt are you and me. Been spending most his life dreaming of a
Realtor’s Paradise. Been hustlin day and night livin in the Realtor’s
Paradise. Been spending most his life dreaming of a
Realtor’s Paradise Been hustlin day and night livin in the Realtor’s
Paradise. Appraisal and inspection, inspection and appraisal
Buyers and the lender, sellers and the title. Sending emails late and I really hate to bother
but my work is never done, cuz I’m still writing offers!
My phone is always on, so you can always reach me
And I’m true to my word, so you can believe me!
When I say don’t give up hope
because I’ll fight until we finally close this deal ya’ll. Been spending most his life dreaming of a
Realtor’s Paradise. Beenhustlin day and night livin in the Realtor’s
Paradise. Been spending most his life dreaming of a
Realtor’s Paradise. Been hustlin day and night livin in the Realtor’s
Paradise.

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