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Pound House 17 – Buckles


(slow piano music)
(gate creaking) (board motor purring) (glass breaking) (lively, upbeat music) (customers conversing) – [Doug] Brent. – Uh, hello, Sir. Welcome to Montgomery Ward. How can I help you today? – Brent, come on it’s me, Doug. Don’t you recognize me? – Um, I can check in the
back if you want me to, but pretty much everything
we got is on the shelf. – What? No, I’m not, I’m, I’m here to apologize. I’m sorry that I yelled at you and stuff. – Buckle say what? – Brent, the cute girl
that lives next door to me thinks I’m a creep, and
I need you to help me. – Oh, you mean Debora? – Oh, is that her name? Debora? – Look, with all due respect, and as you were once my prime knuckle, I’ma have to pass. – Brent, come on, man. – What’s all this talking? – Oh, he’s just a friend of mine. I’m just talking to my friend. – Montgomery Ward doesn’t
allow personal interaction during business hours. – Buckle say what? – What?
– Exactly. – Brent, forget this knuckle, let’s scram. – Good, Doug, you’re learning. You know what? We’re gonna go to your house and we’ll hatch a fool-proof plan. Let’s go. (lively, upbeat music) (air rushing) – Hey Brent, check out this
beat I’ve been workin’ on. (rap music) ♫ Doug’s gotta fat dick ♫ Debora’s suckin on it ♫ She lick a nickel to the tip, tip, tip ♫ Brown nickel to the knuckle pig ♫ Doug’s gotta fat dick ♫ Debora’s suckin on it ♫ She lick a nickel to the tip, tip, tip ♫ Brown nickel to the knuckle pig ♫ I got my knuckles on crack ♫ And my nickels on stack ♫ Driving fast with my nickel Brent ♫ Acorns on blast ♫ Brent’s my big knuckle ♫ Spare a nickel for a big suckle ♫ Debora better buckle ♫ And get ready for the Doug fuckle ♫ Nickels get jelly when
they see me on the telly ♫ All y’all knuckles
better buckle up a little ♫ Huckleberry knuckles get ♫ The Dougleberry chuckles ♫ Nickels better act right ♫ Or they’re gonna get the apple bite ♫ The beat ain’t right ♫ The girl ain’t right ♫ He da prime pimp, ple, ple, ple ♫ Nico Nico to the pig buckle ♫ Quench lip on that fatty squid ♫ Acorn into chocolate, a, a, a ♫ The beat ain’t right ♫ A, a, a ♫ The girl ain’t right, a, a, a ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel, so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel,so ♫ Buckles, and knuckles,
and nickels, my nickel (slow, melodic music) (slapping) (exploding) (upbeat techno music)

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