Post Mortem LA: Death in La-La Land
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Post Mortem LA: Death in La-La Land


Stepping through the gates of La-La Land, you tip back your hat and steady yourself A fantasia of sights, sounds, and smells rises before you And right in the center, looming above it all An oil rig made to look like a giant, grinning clown You can practically smell the oil that lies beneath some buried lake of unlucky dinosaurs You can definitely smell the popcorn and something more metallic, visceral… You follow the heavy scent and the hullabaloo to where a crowd is gathered Then you push through, and there it is: the remains of Pirate Poppy’s Popcorn Stand Built like the hull of a schooner it appears to have been torpedoed by the flying body of a man his legs sticking out portside The ground is strewn with broken glass, splintered wood, and bloody popcorn You mutter holy hell pull out your GDA badge and shout for the onlookers to disperse This is your case now, Agent Get to work

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