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Land of the Gi-Ants | The Ant and the Aardvark | Pink Panther and Pals


♪ ♪ (explosion) (screeching) (breathing heavily) WHEW! HEY, HEY,
YOU HAVE TO RELAX. THE MORE I CHASE YOU,
THE HUNGRIER I GET. (whizzing) (screeching) DON’T BE SO ANTISOCIAL. I JUST WANT TO
TALK LUNCH PLANS. UM, I HAVE
ONE STRICT RULE. NEVER DINE WITH ANYONE
WHO WANTS ME
AS THE MAIN COURSE. WELL, THEN,
MAYBE I’LL JUST
GET SOME TAKEOUT. ONE ORDER OF
ANTIPASTO COMING UP. (vacuuming) (spitting) HEY, WHAT THE– OOPS. BUT WITH A REAR
THAT BIG, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE
NOT TO HIT IT. WHAT DID YOU SAY? I SAID I HAD NO IDEA
YOUR HEARING
WAS THAT GOOD. (chokes) (grunts) (rumbling) (cracking) OH! (grunting) OOH! YOW! WAAH! OOH! OOH! OOH! (cracking) (grunts) (sniffing, snorting) WHOA! YOU ARE
AN UGLY LITTLE FELLA. SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU DON’T EAT
YOUR VEGETABLES. (grunting) SURE, SURE, SURE. I’M CERTAIN THAT
WHAT YOU JUST SAID
IS SO FASCINATING, SO COMPELLING,
BUT TO ME, YOU SOUND
LIKE INDIGESTION. NOW, IF YOU’LL KINDLY
SHOW ME THE STAIRS, I HAVE LUNCH PLANS
WITH A CERTAIN ANT, AND MY STOMACH WILL
NEVER FORGIVE ME
IF I’M LATE. (grunting) (dramatic music) ♪ ♪ ANTS.
SO YOU’RE AN AARDVARK. AND I JUST THOUGHT
HE WAS AN UGLY KID
WITH A BAD COLD. (grunts) AND IF YOU’RE AN AARDVARK,
YOU MUST KNOW WHERE
THE ANTS ARE. COME ON, COUSIN,
SOUP’S ON. (screeching) (pterodactyl screeches) SO I TAKE IT YOU DON’T
HAVE CABLE TV. EITHER WAY, LET’S GO. I’LL BET THIS PLACE
IS CRAWLING WITH ANTS. (grunting) (teeth chattering) THIS I DON’T GET. WHY WOULD ANYBODY
BE AFRAID OF AN ANT? (growls loudly) (whizzing) NOW I GET THE SHAKING. (rumbling) (grunts) OKAY, LET’S GET
THIS STRAIGHT. AARDVARKS EAT ANTS, AND THAT,
MY PREHISTORICAL FRIEND, IS THE GRANDDADDY
OF ALL ANTS. ARE YOU WITH ME? (blubbering) I’LL TAKE THAT
AS A YES. (mysterious music) ♪ ♪ (both grunting) (cheerful music) ♪ ♪ AHA!
NOW THAT WE KNOW
WHERE HE LIVES, WE CAN SURPRISE HIM. (grunts) HEY, ANT! (echoing) WE THOUGHT
WE’D STOP BY FOR DINNER! GERONIMO! MAYBE WE SHOULD’VE
DOUBLE-CHECKED THE ADDRESS. THERE IS NOTHING STICKIER
THAN THE TONGUE
OF AN AARDVARK. NOW WATCH AND LEARN
AS I STICK IT TO THAT ANT. (spits) HUH? (laughing) (grunts) (both grunting loudly) (boing) (slurping) (bang) (groaning) (grunting) (boing) (grunts) (spitting) (groaning) LISTEN, MAMMOTH,
WITH A REAR LIKE THAT, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE NOT
TO HIT YOU. (groaning angrily) (screeching) YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT? (grunting) (whizzing) (groans angrily) WHOA! (rumbling) HEY, WHAT THE– (grunts) NOT AGAIN! (grunts) (sighs) (Pink Panther theme) ♪ ♪ (water running) (machine chugging) (tools whirring, pounding) (coughing) (coughing) (breathing rapidly) (coughing) (robotic barking) (gears clanking) (robotic barking) (clears throat) (robotic whirring) (beeping) (beeping) (cheers and applause
on television) OH! (grunts) HMM? MM. (mumbling) (robotic barking) (gears clanking) (whirring) (beeps) (robotic barking) WARNING, WARNING,
WARNING, WARNING. (metal clanging) HMM? WARNING, WARNING. (robotic barking) WARNING, WARNING. WARNING, WARNING. WARNING, WARNING. (robotic barking) (electronic bleeps and bloops) (razor whirring) (robotic barking) WARNING, WARNING. (alarm) (mumbling) (laughing) AH… AH… AH… AH-AAH-AAH-CHOO! (grunting) (groaning)

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