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Griffith’s Realestate Kingdom


I don’t care if I caused the 2008 housing crisis. I did nothing wrong! Mr. Griffith, Mr.Guts would like to see you. Lovely, send him in. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* GRIFFIIIITH!!!!! Guts, baby! How’s the wife and kid? RETARDED AND ABORTED!!! That’s a great joke Guts. Ha ha ha ha…er… Ooooh…. *Inhales* Anyways, after countless sacrifices, I finally got my kingdom…. my real-estate kingdom, that is! Hawk Homes is the biggest real estate kingdom in all of California! You sacrificed our mercenary group… …made me lose my left arm and right eye… …and violated Casca… TO SELL HOUSES!?!? Babe, people did much worse than me OKAY, okay, sorry! I’m sorry for getting everyone killed and causing so much grief for you and Casca! I let my ambitions run the lives of everyone I hold dear! if I could do it all over again… I would… …so… …are we cool? *CLANG* Does… your sword normally make a clanging noise? The only way I’ll forgive you is if you let me shove my sword up your ass Not in that context! Urgh, FIIINE! If you wait for me to finish my work… we’ll settle this with a duel to the death, happy? GOOD! But if you try to skip out I’m killing all of your employees AND you! Joke’s on him. I just fired everyone this morning! Why do I get a strong sense of déjà vu? Buddy…? Hey, buddy! Wha- wha- what time is it? It’s…er…closing time. Where’s Griffith? Oh, he went home. He’ll be back in the office in… …oh… …I’d say… …8 years. GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!!!!!!!! ♪Then I say “hey”, hey! What a wonderful kind of day!♪ ♪And we can learn to work and play and get along with each other!♪

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