Clarence | Clarence’s Haunted House I Cartoon Network
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HOUSE OF FRIGHTS AND SCREAMS
AND FEARS AND STUFF. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. HA HA, MORTALS. HERE WE ARE,
IN A DIMENSION IN, UH… Jeff, hit the music. JEFF: Oh, yeah. [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
…A DIMENSION UNLIKE ANY DIMENSION
YOU EVER HEARD OF AND ALL SORTS OF DANGER
AT EVERY TURN. AAAAH! DON’T LOOK SO TERRIFIED. YOU’RE SAFE HERE
WITH CLARENCE THE GRUESOME, OR ARE YOU? PERHAPS I COULD INTEREST YOU
IN SOME GROSS SNACKS, SUCH AS
EYEBALL-FLAVORED GRAPES. UGH, MY SPIDER HANDS! OR HOW ABOUT
SOME SPAGHETTI BRAINS? Jeff:
I LOST MY HEAD! Chelsea:
OKAY, JEFF’S HEAD. AAH! HEY, STOP THAT! SO, IT SEEMS YOU SURVIVED,
MORTALS. OR DID YOU? THEY WERE SO YOUNG. [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] OOOOH! WELL, CLARENCE,
THAT WAS KIND OF LAME. WHAT? NUH-UH.
YOU’RE SO SCARED. I SAW YOU TREMBLING. [ SCOFFS ]
NO, I WASN’T. OH! OH! AH!
AH! AH! AH! MAVIS SEEMS TO THINK
IT’S SCARY. AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! OH! OH! YEAH, WHAT DO YOU GOT? YOUR SPIDER COSTUME
ISN’T SO SCARY. SHUT UP, SUMO,
OR I’LL FART ON YOU. ANYWAYS, DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO GO TRICK-OR-TREATING? [ Echoing ] TRICK-OR-TREATING?
TRICK OR TREATING? WELL, LOOK AT YOU. ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
MISS PIGGY? UH, YES.
UH, CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM? UM…
THANK YOU.
YOU’RE THE BEST! [ WARBLING ] [ SHIVERING ] AAAAAHHHHH! NO, I’M TOO OLD FOR
TRICK-OR-TREATS THIS YEAR. [ HORN HONKS ]

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