– Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, CHOO-CHOO! (laughs) – Boy, when Little Apple said
“Let’s buy a train,” I thought he was nuts. – Yeah, like totally “loco.” (laughs) – But now,
I’m starting to see the appeal. – For sure! With this sweet set of wheels, we’re gonna have the
best adventures ever! (air horn blows) – All aboard! – So, um… …where do the tracks lead? – Beats me.
I’m just a conductor. – Yeah,
and I’m just an orange. – And I’m the caboose! – Yeah, and that’s a
creepy deserted tunnel! (record scratches) – Did you just say
“desert?” Yaaay! (suspenseful music plays) Aw, what a rip-off. I didn’t see any cupcakes. – Where the heck are we? It looks like…
like– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen! – You mean the bathroom? – No way. Everybody
knows that’s just a legend. – Nuh-uh! I’ve been to the
bathroom plenty of times. – Ha! Still think it’s
just a “legend?” – I know, I know, I know. Best adventure–
– Ever! Now, prepare yourself for sights
you’ve never seen before! – What? You mean,
like, those guys? Hey!
Hey apples! You’re in the way!
The “rail-way!” (laughs) – Welcome, off-worlders,
and thank you for visiting. all: The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – Which is,
uhhh… …temporarily closed for repairs. Come back soon.
Thanks a lot. Bye-bye now. – (groans)
The bathroom’s closed already? Man, talk about a “potty break.” (laughs) – (groans loudly) I can’t believe we
came all the way to– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – And now we have
to turn around. – Yeah, and I didn’t even
get a stupid t-shirt. – I know, I know. It is kind of a bummer but there is
something you need to know about– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – Yeah, you see… …we’ve got a little
issue with our dragon fruit. – Yeah? Well we’ve got a
little apple with our train. Wanna swap? (laughs) (dragon fruit roars loudly) – Uh-oh!
Was that my tummy? – Watch out!
He’s getting closer! – Oh man… …we’re all gonna die! – (screaming) – Whoa-whoa-whoa-
whoa-whoa-whoa. Why are you apples so scared
of this “dragon fruit?” – Oh, no reason. (chuckles) You know, besides the fact that
he’s a fire-breathing monster that destroys pretty
much every village in– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – And he’s recently
gone totally insane, so, you know,
that’s a bonus. – You mean “loco?” (laughs)
(air horn blows) It’s still funny! (dragon fruit roars loudly) – Well, uh,
thanks for having us! But, we should probably
get back to the kitchen– – Hey!
How about a lift, yeah? – We’ve got gas money too. – Guys, we can’t just leave;
that’s desertion. – Eh,
that’s the problem with apples. You get a lot of “turnover.” (laughs) – Right, okay,
you call it whatever you want, but we’re not going
down in flames. – (groans) – Fear not,
lovely lady apple, for we shall slay
the dragon fruit, and restore peace
and prosperity to– – The bathroom! – That’s really,
very sweet of you, but– – Sweet? Bah, nothing nearly
as sweet as you, fair maiden. – Oh! (chuckles)
Stop it. (people screaming
in the distance) – Yay!
It’s just like a trampoline! (people screaming,
dramatic music plays) – (exhales) – Holy snuggies! – It’s “Gourd-zilla!” (laughs fearfully) – (screams) Put it in reverse!
Put it in reverse! – It’s a train,
not a Mitsubishi. (apples scream) – (roars) – Say uncle.
Say uncle. Say uncle. – Yeesh.
Talk about a “hothead.” (laughs) – That’s it!
It’s the knife. Dragon Fruit’s not crazy;
he’s in pain! – (screams) [fearfully] I wanna go home!
I wanna go home! – Pear!
(boing!) Oh no!
Now you’ve done it! – Say uncle.
Say–(screams) – (chuckles)
I feel much better. – [amazed] Whoa!
Dragon Fruit can talk? – Hmm,
and who might you be? – Bee?
I’m not a bee; I’m an orange. – Um,
what my friend means is, we are seekers of adventure. – (chuckles) Adventure?
I love adventure! – (chuckles) Did you see the
look on that dragon fruit when Bob jumped
on his tail? – Awesome!
Bob’s all like “Yah,” and Dragon Fruit,
he’s all like “Oh no, rargh!” – Rourr!
– Rargh! – Rargh! (dragon fruit exhales,
both scream) – (laughs) It’s like they say, “All’s ‘weld’
that ends ‘weld.'” (laughs) – [normally] Seriously, guys,
this has gotta be… all: The best adventure ever! – (roars) – Hey-hey! I got a good
feeling about this episode. So good,
in fact, that I’ve gathered all
the TNT I could find, you know,
just in case. (laughs) – (groans)
Great. Orange: (laughs)
Knife! (slices logo)