Annoying Orange – The Land Beyond the Kitchen
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Annoying Orange – The Land Beyond the Kitchen

– Chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga,
chugga, CHOO-CHOO! (laughs) – Boy, when Little Apple said
“Let’s buy a train,” I thought he was nuts. – Yeah, like totally “loco.” (laughs) – But now,
I’m starting to see the appeal. – For sure! With this sweet set of wheels, we’re gonna have the
best adventures ever! (air horn blows) – All aboard! – So, um… …where do the tracks lead? – Beats me.
I’m just a conductor. – Yeah,
and I’m just an orange. – And I’m the caboose! – Yeah, and that’s a
creepy deserted tunnel! (record scratches) – Did you just say
“desert?” Yaaay! (suspenseful music plays) Aw, what a rip-off. I didn’t see any cupcakes. – Where the heck are we? It looks like…
like– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen! – You mean the bathroom? – No way. Everybody
knows that’s just a legend. – Nuh-uh! I’ve been to the
bathroom plenty of times. – Ha! Still think it’s
just a “legend?” – I know, I know, I know. Best adventure–
– Ever! Now, prepare yourself for sights
you’ve never seen before! – What? You mean,
like, those guys? Hey!
Hey apples! You’re in the way!
The “rail-way!” (laughs) – Welcome, off-worlders,
and thank you for visiting. all: The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – Which is,
uhhh… …temporarily closed for repairs. Come back soon.
Thanks a lot. Bye-bye now. – (groans)
The bathroom’s closed already? Man, talk about a “potty break.” (laughs) – (groans loudly) I can’t believe we
came all the way to– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – And now we have
to turn around. – Yeah, and I didn’t even
get a stupid t-shirt. – I know, I know. It is kind of a bummer but there is
something you need to know about– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – Yeah, you see… …we’ve got a little
issue with our dragon fruit. – Yeah? Well we’ve got a
little apple with our train. Wanna swap? (laughs) (dragon fruit roars loudly) – Uh-oh!
Was that my tummy? – Watch out!
He’s getting closer! – Oh man… …we’re all gonna die! – (screaming) – Whoa-whoa-whoa-
whoa-whoa-whoa. Why are you apples so scared
of this “dragon fruit?” – Oh, no reason. (chuckles) You know, besides the fact that
he’s a fire-breathing monster that destroys pretty
much every village in– – The Land Beyond the Kitchen. – And he’s recently
gone totally insane, so, you know,
that’s a bonus. – You mean “loco?” (laughs)
(air horn blows) It’s still funny! (dragon fruit roars loudly) – Well, uh,
thanks for having us! But, we should probably
get back to the kitchen– – Hey!
How about a lift, yeah? – We’ve got gas money too. – Guys, we can’t just leave;
that’s desertion. – Eh,
that’s the problem with apples. You get a lot of “turnover.” (laughs) – Right, okay,
you call it whatever you want, but we’re not going
down in flames. – (groans) – Fear not,
lovely lady apple, for we shall slay
the dragon fruit, and restore peace
and prosperity to– – The bathroom! – That’s really,
very sweet of you, but– – Sweet? Bah, nothing nearly
as sweet as you, fair maiden. – Oh! (chuckles)
Stop it. (people screaming
in the distance) – Yay!
It’s just like a trampoline! (people screaming,
dramatic music plays) – (exhales) – Holy snuggies! – It’s “Gourd-zilla!” (laughs fearfully) – (screams) Put it in reverse!
Put it in reverse! – It’s a train,
not a Mitsubishi. (apples scream) – (roars) – Say uncle.
Say uncle. Say uncle. – Yeesh.
Talk about a “hothead.” (laughs) – That’s it!
It’s the knife. Dragon Fruit’s not crazy;
he’s in pain! – (screams) [fearfully] I wanna go home!
I wanna go home! – Pear!
Stop! (grunts)
(boing!) Oh no!
Now you’ve done it! – Say uncle.
Say–(screams) – (chuckles)
I feel much better. – [amazed] Whoa!
Dragon Fruit can talk? – Hmm,
and who might you be? – Bee?
I’m not a bee; I’m an orange. – Um,
what my friend means is, we are seekers of adventure. – (chuckles) Adventure?
I love adventure! – (chuckles) Did you see the
look on that dragon fruit when Bob jumped
on his tail? – Awesome!
Bob’s all like “Yah,” and Dragon Fruit,
he’s all like “Oh no, rargh!” – Rourr!
– Rargh! – Rargh! (dragon fruit exhales,
both scream) – (laughs) It’s like they say, “All’s ‘weld’
that ends ‘weld.'” (laughs) – [normally] Seriously, guys,
this has gotta be… all: The best adventure ever! – (roars) – Hey-hey! I got a good
feeling about this episode. So good,
in fact, that I’ve gathered all
the TNT I could find, you know,
just in case. (laughs) – (groans)
Great. Orange: (laughs)
Knife! (slices logo)


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  • wildman03181995

    Little Apple: Pear! Shut up back there! Ahhh! Oh no! Now you've gone and done it. Dalton: Yeah, then why don't you DRIVE the train.

  • Thomas the Rail Fan 1982

    Hi there Annoying Orange. I know who the Train is. The one that you, Midget Apple, Pare, and Marshmallow were riding on was an LMS Ivatt tank engine with added smoke deflectors. The a friend of mine even gave the train a name, Luther. Also Luther looks just like Arthur from Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends! How cool is that?

  • The Planes/Dinosaurs Lover

    Hello Annoying Orange! My name is Zach the Planes/Dinosaurs Fan! I'll change it soon. I really love this video of you and your friends riding a steam train! I have an interest in vehicles like you! My favorite interest in vehicles is Planes and Aircraft Carrier boats!!! What you are about to hear is the awesome story of my idea about me using an Aircraft Carrier named USS Dwight D. Flysenhower from Disney/Pixar's Planes! He is equipped with an Air Wing Strike Force of the United States Navy called Carrier Air Wing 7 armed with all kinds of Airplanes and Helicopters of the United States Navy, United States Marine Corps, and United States Coast Guard. USS Flysenhower's 12 squadrons consist of Boeing F/A-18 Hornets, Boeing F/A-18 Super Hornets, Boeing EA-18 Growlers, Northrop Grumman EA-6 Prowlers, Northrop Grumman E-2 Hawkeyes, Northrop Grumman C-2 Greyhounds, and Sikorsky SH-60 Seahawks. The leadership of USS Flysenhower is (Me) United States Navy 4 star Admiral Zach, United States Marine Corps 4 star General Jack. Where we go is a mysterious undefined area of the Pacific Ocean called the Polynesian Triangle where my friends and
    I, USS Flysenhower, and our American Strike Force of aircraft go back in time from 2019 to 1941 to save Pearl Harbor from the Japanese by assembling the American Aircraft Carriers of 1941 like the USS Intrepid and using the past, present, and future American Navy Air Forces to fight off the Japanese Navy Air Force! What do you think about this? Talk later for updates!

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