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Amy’s Going to a Haunted House


– NOW ANOTHER IMPORTANT DAY
COMING UP EVERYBODY IS GONNA BE
CELEBRATING. THAT’S HALLOWEEN. AND EVERY YEAR,
WE SEND MY WRITER AIMEE TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE. THIS YEAR, I ASKED YOU
TO CHOOSE WHERE TO SEND HER, AND YOU’RE EXCITED,
RIGHT, AIMEE? – YEAH.
– YEAH. – GREAT. – YOU READY TO FIND OUT
WHERE YOU’RE GOING? – YEAH.
– ALL RIGHT. THOUSANDS OF RESPONSES, BUT THERE’S ONE CLEAR FAVORITE,
AND THIS IS– I’M GONNA READ THIS TO YOU. IT COMES FROM SOMEONE
NAMED ELLEN SILVERSTEIN IN SINKING SPRING, PENNSYLVANIA. “HI, ELLEN, THERE’S SOMETHING
HAPPENING IN MY TOWN, “AND I THINK IT WOULD BE PERFECT
TO SEND YOUR WRITER AIMEE. “IT’S A HAUNTED HOUSE CALLED
NAKED AND SCARED. “BEFORE YOU ENTER, “EVERYONE IS REQUIRED
TO TAKE OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHES, AND IT MAKES IT A LOT HARDER TO
SCARE THEIR PANTS OFF.” HA, HA, HA. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT? – I DON’T THINK– – YOU DON’T WANT TO DO IT. – NOT REALLY.
– NO? ALL RIGHT. WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS,
I’M NOT SENDING YOU THERE. BUT THE BAD NEWS IS, I’M GONNA SEND YOU
SOMEPLACE EVEN SCARIER. UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, HOLLYWOOD, IS DOING A “WALKING DEAD”
THEMED TOUR, AND THERE’S TONS OF MAZES, AND THE BEST PART IS, YOU’RE GONNA LEAVE SOON, SOON. BUT IT’S FUNNY, THOUGH. ANDY, ISN’T IT FUNNY
WHEN WE SCARE AIMEE? ISN’T THAT FUNNY, ANDY? YEP. – WHAT ARE YOU DOING? – WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ARE YOU SCARED? – NO. I’M GOOD.
– OKAY. ALL RIGHT. AIMEE GETS REALLY,
REALLY SCARED. BUT ANDY GETS
REALLY, REALLY SCARED AND SO EASILY. IT DOESN’T TAKE MUCH. I WANT TO SHOW YOU A FEW TIMES THAT I’VE SCARED ANDY. [screams] WHY ME? WHY ME? HE GETS MAD. YOU GET MAD. SO–SO HERE’S WHAT WE’RE DOING,
ANDY. ANDY, YOU’RE GONNA GO
WITH HER THIS YEAR. [cheers and applause] OH, YOU HAVE TO. NO. NO, YOU ARE GONNA GO WITH HER. YOU ARE. YEAH. SO THAT–
THAT SHOULD BE RIGHT. THAT SHOULD BE– OH, IT’S TOO LATE. WE WERE GONNA TRY TO–
SHE SAW YOU. – I SAW HIM. – ALL RIGHT,
SO YOU’RE LEAVING SOON. KEEP LOOKING AT ME, AIMEE. – NO. – LOOK AT ME. – I DON’T TRUST YOU. – COME HERE.
– NO. – ALL RIGHT. – I DON’T TRUST YOU. – ALL RIGHT. – THERE’S SOMEONE– – THE TWO OF YOU. – AH! – ALL RIGHT,
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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